I would comment on fodder but i haven't seen him in ages, knocks on wood, and its no fun to pick on the absent...
As for dvs, i think its obvious this is just stage 2 of his plan to take total control of the crypt server, he is trying to get the pity protected status, then something about collecting all the socks, then total control... Its all in his name - he's devious...
L-A - who is rarely serious, at least in games